A blonde walks into a police department looking for a job. The officer starts with a few basic questions:
Officer: “What’s 2+2?”
Blonde: “Umm… 4!”
Officer: “What’s the square root of 100?”
Blonde: “Umm… 10!”
Then the officer asks, “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Blonde: “Umm… I don’t know.”
The officer suggests, “You can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.”
Thrilled, the blonde calls a friend and says, “Not only did I get the job, but I’m already working on a murder case!”
