Friday the 13th: Unraveling the Superstition

“Friday the 13th” is a date that occurs when the 13th day of the month falls on a Friday. In many cultures, it is considered an unlucky day, often due to superstitions and folklore. This date is associated with various myths and fears, including the belief that it brings bad luck. The specific fears and … Read more

A monkey is sitting in a tree

The lizard looks up and asks, “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey replies, “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits with the monkey, and they share another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and heads to the river for a drink. … Read more

Blonde Walks into Police Department Seeking a Job

A blonde walks into a police department looking for a job. The officer starts with a few basic questions: Officer: “What’s 2+2?” Blonde: “Umm… 4!” Officer: “What’s the square root of 100?” Blonde: “Umm… 10!” Then the officer asks, “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” Blonde: “Umm… I don’t know.” The officer suggests, “You can go home … Read more

3 drunk guys entered a taxi.

The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he … Read more

Blonde Joke

A YOUNG BLONDE LANDED A JOB AS A PHYSICAL EDUCATION TEACHER FOR A GROUP OF 16-YEAR-OLDS. AS SHE SUPERVISED THE STUDENTS PLAYING SOCCER ON THE FIELD, SHE NOTICED ONE BOY STANDING ALONE AT THE FAR END, AWAY FROM THE GROUP. Feeling sympathy for the boy, she approached him. “Hey there, everything alright?” she asked kindly. … Read more

Did Santa get you that?

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.   The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you … Read more

Trump Campaign Declares Victory Early, Hails Debate Performance as ‘Masterful’

Donald Trump’s campaign sought to claim victory before the end of Tuesday’s presidential debate, with top advisers Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles asserting that his performance was “masterful” and presented a “bold vision of America.” They praised Trump for outlining how he would build on his first term’s successes by supercharging the economy, securing the … Read more