A child dials 911 seeking assistance from police officer.

Generally, we tell our kids to call 911 if they ever need help. But one child took the lesson to a completely new level!

The child was experiencing problems with his homework, so he made the decision to call for help. Since 911 was the only number he knew, he took up the phone and dialed it. Is it true that the people listed on this number are ones that need help? Indeed. I think he was right someplace, too.

The operator who was answering began asking the standard questions. Following a lengthy period of miscommunication, the operator discovered that the child truly had difficulty with math problems.

 

The entire phone call they had is available below. We were really amused by this and laughed a lot. The YouTube video is also available at the conclusion of the article.

Operator: emergency 911

 

Boy: I do require assistance.

 

Operator: What’s wrong?

 

Boy: Using my arithmetic.

Operator: Using your lips?

Boy: Not using my math. I must complete it. Are you going to assist me?

Operator: Alright. What city do you reside in?

Boy: I can’t do the math.

Operator: You’re right, I understand. But where do you live?

Boy: No, I’d rather have a phone conversation with you.

Operator: I’m not able to do it. I can dispatch another person to assist you.

Boy: Alright.

Operator: What type of math problems are you having trouble with?

Boy: These are my takeaways.

Operator: You must complete the takeaways, I see.

Boy: Certainly

Operator: Okay, so what’s the issue?

Boy: I need your assistance with my math.

Operator: Alright, explain the arithmetic to me.

Boy: Alright. What is 8 minus 16?

Operator: You inform me. How much do you estimate it to be?

Boy: I have no idea, 1.

Operator: Not at all. What is your age?

Boy: I’m just four years old.

Operator: Four!

Boy: Certainly.

Operator: What’s the next issue? That was a difficult one.

Boy: Well, this one’s here. Five things to take away.

Operator: Five minus five, what do you think that is worth?

Boy: five

Female: Johnny What are you doing, exactly?

Boy: I’m getting help with my math from the policeman.

Woman: Did I mention that I was going to call you?

Operator: The mother is here.

Boy: You told me to call someone if I needed assistance.

Woman: The police aren’t who I meant!

Related Posts

Billionaire’s Donation Ignites Firestorm

The moment Bill Ackman’s name surfaced, the internet erupted. A single $10,000 donation, tied to a fatal immigration raid in Minneapolis, turned a private choice into a…

Hidden Letter, Hidden Life

The letter arrived three days after the funeral, and nothing in my life felt solid after that moment. Her handwriting trembled on the envelope, my name pulled…

Endless Night, One Guitar

The first sound doesn’t just land; it blooms in the dark, like a secret you thought time had erased. One note, then another, and the room tilts…

Number Twenty-Nine Broke Everything

The bus was already a coffin. No one spoke, because speaking meant admitting you were still here, still hoping. Then a cardboard box cracked the silence open….

The shot came faster than the questions. One second, headlights, shouting, motion; the next, a life bleeding out on Minneapolis asphalt while another life shattered behind a…

Silent Questions After Small Coffin

The sirens came too late. A quiet street woke to a scream that felt like it could split the sky, a sound that made every porch light…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *