nexpected Return
One afternoon, a man comes home early from work. He walks into the bedroom and sees his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.
Alarmed Reaction
“What are you doing?” he asks, surprised.
“Err,” she stammers. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”
“Oh no!” he cries. “Quick, I’ll call an ambulance!”
Sudden Distress
He rushes downstairs, grabs the phone, and begins dialing 911. Suddenly, his son Johnny appears, sobbing.
“What’s the matter, son?” the father inquires.
“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” the toddler replies, tears streaming down his face.
Confrontation
Enraged, the man races back upstairs. He flings open the wardrobe and finds his brother completely naked, just as Johnny had said.
“You bastard, Jim!” he screams. “My wife is over there having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked scaring Johnny!”
