The Enigma of the Disappearing Car Components

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
“They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cried.

The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way.”

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. “Disregard.” He says,
“She got in the back seat by mistake.”

Related Posts

Bronco, Receipts, And Consequences

I didn’t cry. I calculated. The Bronco wasn’t just chrome and leather; it was a bet he’d placed against their future. While he slept, she folded his…

Threads They Tried To Tear

The room shattered when she laughed. My fingers still tingled from tying the last knot, from believing a handmade gift could stand beside crystal and chrome. Her…

Laughing At Our Own Lies

We laugh before we understand. The pig grins, the farmer hesitates, and we tell ourselves it’s all just a bit of fun. But as the punchline lands,…

When The Gardens Go Silent

The first thing you lose is the hum. Not the cars, not the planes, not the distant sirens, but the thin, living thread that once stitched morning…

Quiet Legacy Behind The Laughs

Fame never prepared him for silence. No scripts, no marks to hit, no audience waiting to applaud his next move. Just the raw, unnerving question of who…

Unexpected Lunches, Unseen Lifelines

I learned hope from plastic. From the crackle of surprise lunches that appeared when my stomach had already braced for emptiness. In a house full of overdue…