Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
A single date slipped—and everything cracked. A spring ritual, polished by decades of repetition, suddenly shifted by twenty‑four quiet hours. Officials spoke in calm press releases and…
Your veins are louder than you think. One day they’re faint shadows, the next they’re bold blue lines you can’t stop staring at. Are they quietly screaming…
The stakes could not be higher. A quiet court battle over JD Vance’s name may decide who actually owns American democracy. Is it voters, or the billionaires…
Portia’s heart slammed against her ribs. One second it was just another family picture, the next it was something impossible. A face she knew from history books,…
The announcement landed like a shockwave. Lou Dobbs, the thunderous voice who split living rooms and rewrote cable news, is gone at 78. Tributes clash with accusations,…
The room stopped breathing. Not because of scandal, but because, for once, someone refused to shatter quietly for the sake of a show. A single choice, made…