Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
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The lie landed like shrapnel. One unverified post, a grainy image, and a single incendiary claim detonated across the world’s screens, faster than any warhead ever could….
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The word landed like a verdict. No one moved, but everyone felt it. “Many” was no longer vague; it was a spotlight, burning through excuses, histories, and…
It was never just a tree. Before pavement, before property lines, this quiet, thorned giant was a lifeline. Families leaned on it for sweetness, warmth, shelter, and…