A blonde walks into a police department seeking a job. The officer begins with some basic questions: Officer: “What’s 2+2?” Blonde: “Ummmmm… 4!” Officer: “What’s the square root of 100?” Blonde: “Ummmm… 10!” The officer continues, “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” Blonde: “Ummmm… I dunno.” The officer suggests, “Well, you can go home and think about … Read more
A TRUCK DRIVER A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee, and a slice of apple pie. Just as he was about to eat them, three big hairy bikers walked in. The first biker grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a big bite … Read more
If you’ve stumbled on clusters of small, bright pink eggs in your garden, they may look festive or even harmless. But be careful—these pink eggs are actually the work of the invasive apple snail, a species that poses a serious threat to local ecosystems. Originating from South America, these snails have spread globally, wreaking havoc … Read more
Meat Loaf’s 1994 performance of the national anthem at the MLB All-Star Game in Pittsburgh is often hailed as one of the greatest renditions of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” With no ego, frills, or vocal theatrics, Meat Loaf delivered a powerful and heartfelt 84-second version, accompanied by the Penn State ROTC Color Guard. Dressed in a … Read more
‘Wheel of Fortune’ Puzzle Sparks Controversy Among Viewers Wheel of Fortune viewers were surprised by a recent puzzle solution that sparked mixed reactions among fans. Despite earning contestant Adam Goodell a hefty $2,450 win, the solution left some viewers in stitches while others were taken back by its risqué nature for a family-friendly show.
Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if it has been a long time since we were last single. But the most important lesson to remember is that it’s important to stay open to others and not judge anyone too quick. In this funny story I came across online, that’s … Read more
Two tipsy women sneak into a graveyard to pee. One uses her panties to wipe with and throws them away, the other one uses a ribbon from a wreath. The next day, one husband calls the other: “My wife came home last night not wearing any panties!” The other husband replies: “That’s nothing! My wife … Read more
‘The Carol Burnett Show’ was always good for a laugh! In this clip, the studio audience can be heard cracking up during this sketch. Even the cast itself can’t help but laugh at Tim Conway’s hysterical improvised story. Conway’s co-stars can’t keep it together when he improvises a story about a circus elephant. Carol Burnett … Read more
Mitzi Gaynor, one of the last stars of classic Hollywood, has passed away at 93 from natural causes in Los Angeles. Known for her vibrant talent as an actress, singer, and dancer, Gaynor rose to fame with roles in musicals like South Pacific, Anything Goes, and There’s No Business Like Show Business. Her unforgettable performance … Read more
Tesla Owner’s Astonishingly Low Electric Bill: A Tesla owner recently shocked many by revealing his annual electricity bill after a year of driving his Tesla. Despite the high price tag of the car, the cost of running it turned out to be much lower than expected. Surprisingly Low Cost: On X (formerly Twitter), the man … Read more