Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas

Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas

Jan: An Orange
Feb: A Labrador

Mar: Cheesecake
Apr: Prison sentence

May: Engagement ring
Jun: Nothing

Jul: A slice of pizza
Aug: A trip to Bahamas

Sep: A new car
Oct: A lump of coal

Nov: Wine
Dec: Nothing

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