“Yes, I said, ‘You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, and I’ll love you forever.’”
She beamed. “And now, 50 years later?”
He held her hand. “I still mean every word.”
Lighthearted Marriage Jokes
1. The Honey-Do List
A wife handed her husband a list of chores. He sighed, “Did I sign up for a part-time job?”
She grinned. “No, it’s full-time—with love and gratitude as your salary!”
2. The Secret to a Happy Marriage
Asked their secret to 60 years of marriage, a husband said, “We never go to bed angry.”
His wife added, “Sometimes we just agree to disagree—until breakfast!”
3. The Anniversary Surprise
A wife asked for a thoughtful anniversary gift. The next morning, she found a note on the
