Elderly farmer Ron went to his pond one evening

Elderly farmer Ron went to his pond one evening, bucket in hand, to pick some fruit.

Nearing the water, he noticed a group of young women skinny-dipping.

When they saw him, they shrieked and moved to the deep end, yelling, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

Ron held up his bucket and replied, “I didn’t come to watch you swim naked. Continues…

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