Elderly farmer Ron went to his pond one evening

I’m here to feed the alligator

READ MORE JOKES: Old Couple’S Text Messages

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears

I love you.”

The husband texted back to her:

“I’m on the toilet

Please advise.”

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