Joke of the Day – A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how is manifests itself:
I decide to wash my car. As I start toward to the garage, I notice
that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the
mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash
can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. Continues…
She was not supposed to die there. Not in the stalled car, not in the freezing dark, not with her child nearby and her whole life reduced…
The morning felt safe. Ordinary. Then, in a blur of sirens, metal, and unanswered questions, a quiet life ended on a Minneapolis street, leaving a family without…
The sirens faded, but the questions didn’t. In a quiet Minneapolis neighborhood, a mother’s final moments have become a national flashpoint, tearing at the seams of one…
The sirens sliced through the night like a warning that arrived one breath too late. A gentle mother, a poet with ink-stained fingers and a laugh that…
He never chased applause; he slipped past it. While the world shouted, he listened, collecting the small, trembling details everyone else trampled. People didn’t flock to him…
The sirens cut through the quiet like a scream no one was ready to hear. One moment, it was routine; the next, the world tilted, and nothing…