Meanwhile, across town, another lesson in “logic” was about to go down — this time in the most unexpected way. A long-suffering wife decided to cure her husband’s explosive morning habit once and for all with a prank involving leftover turkey guts. What followed was pure chaos: the poor man believed he had literally “blown his guts out” and spent half an hour in the bathroom trying to… put them back in. When he finally emerged, pale but triumphant, his wife was laughing so hard she couldn’t breathe. Needless to say, breakfast that morning was quiet — and gas-free.
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