After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand and starts to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.
“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues, but she just nibbles at his ear, saying, “No, not at all.” Desperate for reassurance, he inquires, “Is it your dad or your brother?” to which she laughs, “No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!” Finally, frustrated, he demands, “Well, who in the hell is he, then?” She leans in close and whispers, “That’s me before the surgery.”
