Two Tipsy Women and a Graveyard Misadventure”

Two tipsy women sneak into a graveyard to pee. One uses her panties to wipe with and throws them away, the other one uses a ribbon from a wreath.

The next day, one husband calls the other:
“My wife came home last night not wearing any panties!”

The other husband replies:
“That’s nothing! My wife had a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you!’”

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