Little Johnny farts in the classroom, causing his teacher to get really upset and throw him out. Sitting outside the class, he can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny replies.
The principal asks again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air,” Johnny says with a grin.
They thought they were untouchable. They thought age was a punchline, something to poke at with cheap questions and cheaper courage. The bar hummed with the smugness…
The cameras caught his tears, but not the years that led to them. A stadium hero, suddenly small beside a fresh grave, holding a surname that once…
Pain nearly swallowed her whole. Before the lights, before the posters, there was a girl dissolving in grief and pills, half-convinced she was a misprint in the…
The first jolt came without mercy. The ocean floor lurched, and for a moment the night itself seemed to hold its breath. Screens lit up in bedrooms…
The knock at the door felt like a sentence being read aloud. Two officers. Steady, unreadable faces. A single question about a little girl and a birthday…
The moment you spot it, your stomach drops. Four bold letters that turn a simple trip into something else entirely. The air feels heavier. Every glance seems…