The Swedes wife steps up to the tee

The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her distinct lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?” Ole demanded. “Well,” she said. “You don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford … Read more

JUST IN: Jelly Roll Shocks NFL Fans With Surprise Thanksgiving Halftime Show Performance With Lainey Wilson

Lainey Wilson performed at the Giants-Cowboys Thanksgiving Day game halftime show, and fans loved the dazzling display she put on. Partnering with the Salvation Army, she led the Red Kettle Kick Off to start the holiday fund raising. She performed a medley of her biggest hits, including “Heart Like a Truck” and “Hang Tight Honey.” … Read more

10 Of The Biggest Weight Loss Transformations Of All Time

A lot of people credit weight gain and obesity to lack of willpower. That’s just far too simplistic explanation. Some of the biggest weight loss transformations of all time will shed a proof on that. That’s also not entirely true. Weight gain is largely a result of lifestyle and eating habits, but some people are at … Read more

A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. –

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why I’m not going. First of all, the church is cold in the morning. … Read more

His Month of Silence is Almost Over..

The barman said to me, “Why are you looking so sad?” I said, “Me and my wife had a massive argument and she said she won’t talk to me for a month.” He said, “What’s wrong with that?” I said, “The month is up tomorrow!”

Confessions

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.” “No, I must die in peace. I had sx with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!”* “I know,” I whispered, “That’s why I poisoned you, … Read more