The lizard looks up and asks, “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey replies, “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits with the monkey, and they share another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and heads to the river for a drink. … Read more
You love pets, just like me. Pets keep humans happy and occupied. It’s a focus point for all the love flowing in a person. If you want to keep a pet that doesn’t need so much maintenance, you can get a bird. If you ask me, I’ll mention the cockatoo. This video will prove something … Read more
A blonde walks into a police department looking for a job. The officer starts with a few basic questions: Officer: “What’s 2+2?” Blonde: “Umm… 4!” Officer: “What’s the square root of 100?” Blonde: “Umm… 10!” Then the officer asks, “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” Blonde: “Umm… I don’t know.” The officer suggests, “You can go home … Read more
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he … Read more
A YOUNG BLONDE LANDED A JOB AS A PHYSICAL EDUCATION TEACHER FOR A GROUP OF 16-YEAR-OLDS. AS SHE SUPERVISED THE STUDENTS PLAYING SOCCER ON THE FIELD, SHE NOTICED ONE BOY STANDING ALONE AT THE FAR END, AWAY FROM THE GROUP. Feeling sympathy for the boy, she approached him. “Hey there, everything alright?” she asked kindly. … Read more
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you … Read more
Donald Trump’s campaign sought to claim victory before the end of Tuesday’s presidential debate, with top advisers Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles asserting that his performance was “masterful” and presented a “bold vision of America.” They praised Trump for outlining how he would build on his first term’s successes by supercharging the economy, securing the … Read more
Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris will meet tonight for their first and potentially only presidential debate. Click the link below to watch the debate: CLICK HERE CLICK HERE CLICK HERE CLICK HERE
In a gut-wrenching turn of events, a military son’s final voice message has left his father utterly shattered. The heartfelt recording, which arrived just before his son’s tragic passing, reveals a deeply emotional farewell that will haunt the father forever. This poignant message captures the profound loss and the unbreakable bond between father and son. … Read more
Hollywood bids a heartfelt farewell to James Earl Jones, the iconic actor whose deep, resonant voice and extraordinary talent left an indelible mark on film and television history. Known for his memorable roles as Darth Vader in “Star Wars” and Mufasa in “The Lion King,” Jones’s career spanned decades and showcased his powerful presence on … Read more