A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why I’m not going. First of all, the church is cold in the morning. … Read more
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning… “Windows frozen; won’t open.” Husband texts back, “Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.” Five minutes later wife texts back, “Computer really messed up now.”
The barman said to me, “Why are you looking so sad?” I said, “Me and my wife had a massive argument and she said she won’t talk to me for a month.” He said, “What’s wrong with that?” I said, “The month is up tomorrow!”
My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.” “No, I must die in peace. I had sx with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!”* “I know,” I whispered, “That’s why I poisoned you, … Read more
In a world where people are always looking at celebrities, it’s nice to see a big star like Adele enjoying her own comfort and beauty. This is the first time that paparazzi have ever seen the artist without makeup, and it is stunning. Adele has been in the spotlight for years thanks to her amazing … Read more
Avery Sanford recently celebrated her 18th birthday. While that might mean a party, celebration and presents for some people, in Sanford’s case, it resulted in a very unusual delivery to her home. Sanford was at home in class when she saw a truck pull up in front of her house. It was her dad. No, he wasn’t bringing her … Read more
His family released a statement on Tuesday, “We, Sherry and Robert Glover, along with Chauncy’s beloved family, are devastated by the unimaginable loss of our beloved Chauncy. He was more than a son and brother – he was a beacon of light in our lives and a true hero to his community.”…
People get tattoos for a variety of reasons, each deeply personal and often influenced by cultural, emotional, or individual factors. Some of the common reasons include: Self-Expression: Tattoos can be a form of self-expression, allowing individuals to showcase their personality, beliefs, or interests on their body. Artistic Freedom: Many view tattoos as a form of … Read more
Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas Jan: An Orange Feb: A Labrador Mar: Cheesecake Apr: Prison sentence May: Engagement ring Jun: Nothing Jul: A slice of pizza Aug: A trip to Bahamas Sep: A new car Oct: A lump of coal Nov: Wine Dec: Nothing
A person’s sitting posture can reveal much about their personality, including their objectives and secrets. According to experts, the stance of the legs while sitting is very telling. Take note of someone’s seating position the next time you’re with them if you want to understand more about their personality. Seeing someone sit in the “A” … Read more